By Sarah Robinson on March 31, 2020
Hello! Jade and I are curating stories for a new Fuck off and die book. The book will feature stories of heart break, told by you, and other wonderful people who’d like to share their tales. Each story will be illustrated by Jade. All of these stories will become part of a bigger idea – …
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By Sarah Robinson on March 25, 2020
Life is fucking weird right now. So Jade and I made a thing that explains why you probably feel insane. It’s okay. You’re not. The world is. Just keep going and don’t be too hard on yourself. Seriously, now is the time for self-fucking-compassion. Eat all the ice cream and try not to message your …
By Sarah Robinson on March 20, 2020
How people living alone can support themselves, and what other people can do to support them too. I’m not going to talk facts about the Corona Virus AKA COVID-19 AKA, do you need to be spelt in caps locks, it feels like you’re yelling at me? I’m going to talk about something that is freaking me out …
By Sarah Robinson on January 28, 2020
Nothing says self-care like spending money on yourself. Especially on Valentine’s Day when douche bags all over social media are posting photos of shitty flowers that will eventually wither and die like their relationship. But seriously. Do something fucking nice for yourself this Valentine’s Day, because through all the different penises that come (cum?) and …
By Sarah Robinson on January 9, 2020
I realised that I needed to protect my sensitive heart, not because it was weak, but because it has such a propensity for love.
By Sarah Robinson on December 19, 2019
Why the fuck are you putting out a gift guide five days before Christmas? Because we don’t care and it’s my life, it’s now or never (insert Bon Jovi lyrics). Also. I’ve never said, ‘oh this present is great but I’d prefer it on Christmas day’. Case settled. So, Jade and I (specifically Jade, she …
By Sarah Robinson on December 17, 2019
Going through a breakup over the holidays is a pain I would not even wish on the cast of Real Housewives of Melbourne. But, Facebook digital statistics say more people break up over the holidays than any other time. (Specifically, on December 11.) That means if you’re going through a breakup right now, you’re not alone, because, …
By Sarah Robinson on November 4, 2019
What is it? Earlier this year Jade and I launched the Fuck off and die photo booth, which is like a wedding photo booth, but not shit. We set up our Fuck off and die (FOD) photo booth to raise money for women escaping domestic violence, and because it feels good to say fuck off …
By Sarah Robinson on October 30, 2019
Zombie This dickhead rises from the dead around the same time you start feeling good. Zombie dude wants all the perks of a girlfriend without having to do anything. Fuck zombie guy (actually don’t). #hey #hey #heeeeeeeeey Vampire The crucifix of the matter is, this blood-sucking creature gets his power from draining yours. His inflated …
By Sarah Robinson on July 9, 2019
This Friday at the Aardvark, bitchin’ babe Shannon Fox is celebrating her divorce – with a bunch of bands, a recorder choir, a pimpin’ pussy photo booth and other surprises best loved IRL. Shannon is a beach bum, a book worm and really likes the dance machine at Time Zone. In the night-time she moonlights …
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